full of feelings.

concepthuman:

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Bigger, stronger, faster.

concepthuman:

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Bigger, stronger, faster.

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tinalikesbutts:

callyoumaybe:

royalturkeyz:

thewordsmithy:

singoffkey:

satanss-nipples:

ask-the-homestuck-crew:

smashing-articles-of-footwear:

spadesslick:

horror—terrors:

fun fact: If you separate the 4 and the 2 making them different numbers. Then translate them into Japanese  shi, and ni. Then put the words together, shini, it means death (shini-gami = god of death). So knowing that

The answer to the ultimate question… of life, the universe, and everything is…

death.

That fact is not fun.

Well, the number 4 in Japanese can also be translated to Yon. So if we have the words Yon and Ni and then put them together, it is yonni, which translates to nothing (as far as i know) in Japanese, however, in Sanskrit, it means vagina. 

So therefore, the answer to the ultimate question….of life, the universe, and everything is…

vagina

Life comes from the vagina only to be later greeted by death.

42

i just hit myself in the face my phone

Not so fun fact: Douglas Adams actually states that 42 was a random number that he picked off the top of his head and had no hidden, deeper meanings.

It was a joke. It had to be a number, an ordinary, smallish number, and I chose that one….I sat at my desk, stared into the garden and thought ‘42 will do’. I typed it out. End of story.” - Douglas Adams

That’s the beauty in it.

Fandom, “They author put so much meaning into the number 42 and look how meaningful it is!”

Author, “Lolz 42 will do.”

Literally English teachers

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freewilledangels:

wlntersoldier:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t think hawkeye is a valuable member of the avengers

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confrontingmyfear:

My sister hasn’t been seen or heard from for over 12 hours. 
Although this is a common thing we are all very worried because a lot of people have been going missing after warped tour and she had gone alone, with only enough money to get her there and back. 
Last time I talked to her she was going to go see bayside.
 If you know ANYTHING of her where abouts please text me 6304532245 and PLEASE share this around


The photo above was the outfit she wore to warped tour. 
Black hair
She’s around 5’5 
and has a large tattoo of hands on her right thigh.

confrontingmyfear:

My sister hasn’t been seen or heard from for over 12 hours. Although this is a common thing we are all very worried because a lot of people have been going missing after warped tour and she had gone alone, with only enough money to get her there and back. Last time I talked to her she was going to go see bayside. If you know ANYTHING of her where abouts please text me 6304532245 and PLEASE share this around The photo above was the outfit she wore to warped tour. Black hair She’s around 5’5 and has a large tattoo of hands on her right thigh.

tin-pan-ali:

Nobody asked but if you ever wanted to know what my favorite exchange in a romance novel was, it’s this.

tin-pan-ali:

Nobody asked but if you ever wanted to know what my favorite exchange in a romance novel was, it’s this.

anchors-awaysailor:

Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-shave
-shampoo hair
-condition hair
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff

Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes

Don’t complain when my shower’s not 5 minutes long

alri9ht:

Is IKEA even real

alri9ht:

Is IKEA even real

(Source: ronswansoning)

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Dancing Cactus

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Dancing Cactus

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foxyshy:

school nurse be like

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tabloo:

spacefaeries:

patchwork-indigo:

Neopets is a great way to teach kids how to earn and manage money.

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that will be 39.4 million dollars, please.

just like art school